Louie/Pamela.

• Louie: I want to be your friend, and it’s okay to me that there’s nothing else. But can I just, can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you?
• Pamela: You wanna tell me?
• Louie: Yes. And I’ll be your friend, and I won’t press to be anything else if you’ll just let me get it out one time.
• Pamela: You wanna tell me.
• Louis: Yes. Please.
• Pamela: Go ahead…
• Louie: Pamela- I’m in love with you.
• Pamela: (Head in hands), Oh God.
• Louie: Yeah. It’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me.
• Pamela: (Hand over ears), Oy, eww!
• Louie: Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m gonna live a thousand years cause that’s how long it’s gonna take me to have one thought about you…which is that I’m crazy about you, Pamela. I don’t wanna be with anybody else.
• Pamela: Louie…
• Louie: I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train…we were on this train and you were holding my hand…that’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand, and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you Pamela, it’s like a condition, it’s like Polio, I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you…and I can’t be with you…so I’m gonna die. And I don’t care. Because I was brought into existence to know you. And that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back…it’s like greedy. I’m doing a bad job of this.
• Pamela: No you’re not.
• Louie: I’m not?
• Pamela: No. It’s a good job; it’s a really good job.

My idol.

butthorn:

Arrested Development valentines, as promised

D’AWH! Totally printing these and passing them out like we did in elementary school.

(via thebluthcompany)

Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata

The class is Mammalia ‘cause boobies, we got ‘em.

Order is Primate, Family: Hominidae

The genus is Homo, but you know you’re into me

‘Cause I’m in a species known as Sapien

Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in

It’s gonna take a lot to get me away from you

There’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Oh bless the rain!

do the Carlton

secretstud:

yes, the whole cast

Boardwalk Empire marathon.

popculturebrain:

TV Promo: HBO’s How to Make It in America Season 2 | THR

You know, if you love Entourage but just can’t stand how rich and well off they are. Returns in October.

Finally! I’ve been waiting for this to come back.

SWAG

(via youidiot)

You don’t know when you’re lucky. Appreciate where you are, for God’s sakes. It goes up; it goes down. (Beat.) I thought I had the lock on ‘old.’ Lock on old. And then, guess what? Back from the dead — Betty White! Dusted off her old, dumb tits and trotted them out! It could happen to you!

JOAN RIVERS, profferring advice to Louis C.K., on Louie (via inothernews)

Joan Rivers on tonight’s ep of Louie was fantastic. Ever since watching the documentary on her career, I have tantamount respect for the woman.

gilbyvonmatterhorn:

“Are we having fun yet?”

(via ifc)

Wilfred on FX - essential summer viewing.

bestrooftalkever:

The number one thing I kept quoting all last night.

Haverford is the man.

(via urlesque)

ifc:

God

A man of class.

(via bbook)

I want an Abed.

Adolescence.