Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata

The class is Mammalia ‘cause boobies, we got ‘em.

Order is Primate, Family: Hominidae

The genus is Homo, but you know you’re into me

‘Cause I’m in a species known as Sapien

Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in

It’s gonna take a lot to get me away from you

There’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Oh bless the rain!